20 May 2014
Andrew "weev" Auernheimer Duns USG 28,296 BTC
Date: Tue, 20 May 2014 10:46:41 -0400
Subject: An open letter to members of the New Jersey District Court, FBI,
and DOJ consisting of an invoice for services rendered.
From: Andrew Auernheimer <gluttony[at]gmail.com>
To: "Intrater, Zach (USANJ)" <Zach.Intrater[at]usdoj.gov>,
Paul.Fishman[at]usdoj.gov, susan.wigenton[at]usdoj.gov, "Schorle, Christian
J. (FBI)" <Christian.Schorle[at]ic.fbi.gov>
To the Honorable Susan D. Wigenton, US Attorney Paul J. Fishman, Assistant
US Attorney Zach Intrater, and FBI Special Agent Christian Schorle,
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?"
It has long been one of the fundamental pillars of our system of law that
when one commits a crime against another, they are made to give restitution
to their victims.
I have, over the course of 3 years, been made the victim of a criminal conspiracy
by those in the federal government. This was a conspiracy of sedition and
treason, perpetrated with violence by a limited number of federal agents
to deprive me of my constitutional rights to a fair trial and unlawfully
put me in prison. This is not a hallucination on my part. These claims were
in fact verified by the Third Circuit Court of Appeals when they vacated
the false judgement against me imposed by the court of Judge Susan D. Wigenton.
Perhaps you haven't read the opinion of the appeals court exposing all of
you as liars and seditionists yet. If so, here you go:
On January 18th, 2011 I was kidnapped at gunpoint by the US Marshals from
Fayetteville, Arkansas, the town where I was born, based off a criminal complaint
based on complete falsehoods written by FBI Special Agent Christian Schorle.
The complaint alleged I had broken into AT&T's servers (I hadn't, as
confirmed by the appeals court which verified no evidence was presented that
any of my accesses bypassed security restrictions) and that New Jersey was
the jurisdiction because AT&T was headquartered there. In actuality,
AT&T was headquartered at the time in Houston, Texas. This sort of blatant
falsehood is verifiable by a simple Google search.
Thus I was taken from Arkansas, the nicest place I ever lived, and brought
to Newark, New Jersey, a place worse than any of the many third world countries
I have visited. I was held under bail conditions where the government refused
to allow me to work in my industry, told me where I could live (I was not
allowed to return to my birthplace of Arkansas where I lived at no expense,
and instead forced to pay rent in New Jersey), and was subject to the indignity
and expense of regular mandatory travel to the Newark courthouse to urinate
in front of a federal employee. I was told where I could travel, and where
and how I could sleep. My time and life was completely monopolized by the
federal government during this period, again based off false statements from
a lying piece of shit in the federal government.
I then spent a swath of the next years struggling to find an attorney because
the overworked federal defender I was given told me to plea to false charges
because even if I was innocent there was no way I'd win. I then struggled
to get this attorney enough resources to fight the case while he was struggling
to keep the lights in his office on.
Going to trial two years later, the United States Attorneys and FBI repeatedly
perjured themselves in order to wrongfully convict me. FBI Special Agent
Phillip Frigm claimed that the manufactured evidence was "secured" by MD5
signatures. This was factually wrong and perjurously asserted as true under
oath-- MD5 signatures do not work in the manner he implied. Assistant US
Attorney Michael Martinez claimed that I committed a crime because my use
of the Internet was "not like going to ESPN and checking my favorite sports
team's scores", and Assistant US Attorney Zach Intrater claimed that I had
committed a crime because I automated web requests with a script. This, of
course, ignores the fact that the vast majority of web requests are programmatic
and automated-- total API requests and automated GET per year are approaching
the quadrillions. Lie after lie after lie stacked up in open court on behalf
of the agents of the government. If there was any integrity left in the justice
system there would be special prosecutors appointed to charge you with the
perjuries you committed.
Orchestrating this circus was the judge, Susan D. Wigenton, who not only
ignored my constitutional right to a trial in a reasonable location but blatantly
allowed manufactured evidence and perjury on the part of FBI and DOJ employees
in her courtroom. The rights I have enumerated in the Constitution (and,
in some cases, even The Declaration) were violated with near completion.
At sentencing, I made the following statement to Judge Wigenton:
"I don't come here today to ask for forgiveness. I'm here to tell this court,
if it has any foresight at all, that it should be thinking about what it
can do to make amends to me for the harm and the violence that has been inflicted
upon my life."
It is time, now that the fraud and violence committed against me has been
exposed by the appeals process, to begin making amends to me for the harm
her court has done.
My current market-determined hourly rate is 1 Bitcoin an hour. I was taken
from my childhood home at gunpoint on January 18th, 2011, and I was not allowed
to freely exercise my liberties as a citizen until April 11th, 2014. That's
1179 days that you used my time that I am now billing you for (I gave you
a discount by not including the last day). I am owed 28,296 Bitcoins. I do
not accept United States dollars, as it is the preferred currency of criminal
organizations such as the FBI, DOJ, ATF, and Federal Reserve and I do not
assist criminal racketeering enterprises.
Know that all this wealth will be directed towards a good and charitable
cause. I am building a series of memorial groves for the greatest patriots
of our generation: Timothy McVeigh, Andrew Stack, and Marvin Heemeyer. You
see, In the "Special Housing Unit", which is Bureau of Prisons codespeak
for "solitary confinement" and "torture", I had enough time to think about
the current state of federal government.Â
The federal government has declared war on We the People. I am but the latest
casualty of the unjust and seditious war being waged against honest Americans
and defenders of the Constitution. At Waco the FBI directed the murder of
76 men, women, and children. At Ruby Ridge the FBI murdered both a 14-year-old
boy and a woman cradling her infant child. All federal agents are, in fact,
murderous thugs and seditious terrorists. Sedition is the charge for crimes
which undermine the Constitution with violence. I can assure you that violence
was used against me, and the Third Circuit Court of Appeals has already verified
that the case against me undermined the Constitution.
28,296 Bitcoins. This is my invoice. It will only come once. As government
criminality continues to be exposed on a daily basis, there is an urgent
question which our government must answer: by what civil and peaceful means
can those of us harmed by government perjury, fraud, and violence be compensated
for the losses we have experienced? My Bitcoin address:
Now the government's answer, or lack of it, will be permanently preserved
in the Bitcoin block chain as a matter of public record. PAY ME MY MONEY,
YOU LYING SUBHUMAN GARBAGE. You also should resign from your posts, as you've
shown yourselves to be collective disgraces to rule of law and enemies of
the United States Constitution. Those of us who actually love this country
should take your places.
Eternally your servant in the escalation of entropy and eschaton,
Andrew "weev" Auernheimer